Meet Drake L.

will Drake L. fill Millarca’s heart with joy, or will he wind up stiff? 

Name: Drake Lancaster

Hometown: Turnbull, WA




Favorite Animal:

Dream Date: 
Dinner, movies, and going through a pawnshop to hunt down some mean vintage owlets or something!

Dream Vacation:  
Africa. Soooo many neat and pretty dead animals in Africa.

What Is Love To You?  
Love is basically what I do. I mean, I stuff things so that they can live forever as artwork. That right there is love. Right?

How Do You Feel About Dying? I literally fist death every day. It’s not that big a deal, people. Chill.

Have You Ever Had Your Heart Broken? I thought I had, but then I realized she was just a squirrel. It never would have worked.

If You Could Spend A Day With Any Historical Figure, Who Would It Be And What Would You Do? Seabiscuit. Don’t ask.

Describe Your Perfect Life Partner: She’s pretty without being too showy or making too big a deal about it, accepts me for who I am, inspires me to have fun, and is cool with weird smells.

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