will Drake L. fill Millarca’s heart with joy, or will he wind up stiff?
Name: Drake Lancaster
Hometown: Turnbull, WA
Favorite Animal: Non-moving.
Dream Date: Dinner, movies, and going through a pawnshop to hunt down some mean vintage owlets or something!
Dream Vacation: Africa. Soooo many neat and pretty dead animals in Africa.
What Is Love To You? Love is basically what I do. I mean, I stuff things so that they can live forever as artwork. That right there is love. Right?
How Do You Feel About Dying? I literally fist death every day. It’s not that big a deal, people. Chill.
Have You Ever Had Your Heart Broken? I thought I had, but then I realized she was just a squirrel. It never would have worked.
If You Could Spend A Day With Any Historical Figure, Who Would It Be And What Would You Do? Seabiscuit. Don’t ask.
Describe Your Perfect Life Partner: She’s pretty without being too showy or making too big a deal about it, accepts me for who I am, inspires me to have fun, and is cool with weird smells.