Meet Bryan

will Bryan be a smash hit with Millarca, or will she turn the tables on him? 

Name: Bryan Smith

Hometown: Ashland OH

Occupation:
 Rock Album Collector

Age:
24

Sign: 
Gemini

Favorite Animal:
 I really like wolves.

Dream Date:
 Me. Her. A vintage record shop in some hidden nook of a large European city, after hours. We break in and listen to every record they have. She teaches me how to waltz, I teach her how to spot a knockoff vinyl. Paradise.

Dream Vacation: 
I’ve always really wanted to go spelunking. Maybe in an old abandoned cave somewhere.

What Is Love To You? 
What I felt when I first heard Millarca’s EP “Chinese Bitch Queen” when I was seven years old. She apparently wrote it about an ex-girlfriend. I’ve been her biggest fan in the world ever since.

How Do You Feel About Dying? If I get to meet Millarca, then it’s worth it to me.

Have You Ever Had Your Heart Broken? I once had a girl tell me I wasn’t unique. She left me for another guy named Bryan, except he spelled it with an “i.” Such a stupid way to spell it. I mean, Brian with an “i” should be pronounced “Bree-an.” English…

If You Could Spend A Day With Any Historical Figure, Who Would It Be And What Would You Do? I would totally jam with Jerry Garcia.

Describe Your Perfect Life Partner: 1,000 years old, pale, lives in a castle, is deeper than anything and has a perfect life except for the fact that she hasn’t met me yet!

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